ТекстStarring Pete Gardner
Written by Adam Schlesinger
"Gettin' Bi"
Darryl:
I don't know. I don't know why.
But I like ladies. And I like guys.
I realize, it's a surprise! But
Now I see that that's just me.
It's not like I even try --
So if you ask me how I'm doing,
Here's is my reply:
I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
Oh yeah, I'm letting my bi flag
Fly. Not gonna hide it. Not
Gonna lie.
I'm a bi kinda guy. There's no
Reason to be shy. My oh my.
It's a fact I can't deny. I'm bi
Bi bi, until the day I die. Now
Some might say: aw you're
Just gay. Why don't you just
Go gay all the way? But that's
Not it. Cause bi's legit.
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit. And
One more thing. I'll tell you what.
Being bi doesn't imply that you're
A "playa" or a "slut." Sure, I like sex!
Jim:
Okay, Darryl please...
Darryl:
But I'm no "ho." I take things
Slow. Until I feel at ease!
Paula:
Please make him stop!
Darryl:
So if you ask me how I'm
Doin', I'm feeling peppy,
Sprightly, spry.
I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
And it's something I'd like to
Demystify. It's not a phase.
I'm not confused. Not indecisive.
Don't have the gotta choose
Blues! I don't care if you wear
High heels or a tie. You might
Just catch my eye. Because I'm
Definitely Bi! BIG MAN!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
Written by Adam Schlesinger
"Gettin' Bi"
Darryl:
I don't know. I don't know why.
But I like ladies. And I like guys.
I realize, it's a surprise! But
Now I see that that's just me.
It's not like I even try --
So if you ask me how I'm doing,
Here's is my reply:
I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
Oh yeah, I'm letting my bi flag
Fly. Not gonna hide it. Not
Gonna lie.
I'm a bi kinda guy. There's no
Reason to be shy. My oh my.
It's a fact I can't deny. I'm bi
Bi bi, until the day I die. Now
Some might say: aw you're
Just gay. Why don't you just
Go gay all the way? But that's
Not it. Cause bi's legit.
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit. And
One more thing. I'll tell you what.
Being bi doesn't imply that you're
A "playa" or a "slut." Sure, I like sex!
Jim:
Okay, Darryl please...
Darryl:
But I'm no "ho." I take things
Slow. Until I feel at ease!
Paula:
Please make him stop!
Darryl:
So if you ask me how I'm
Doin', I'm feeling peppy,
Sprightly, spry.
I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
And it's something I'd like to
Demystify. It's not a phase.
I'm not confused. Not indecisive.
Don't have the gotta choose
Blues! I don't care if you wear
High heels or a tie. You might
Just catch my eye. Because I'm
Definitely Bi! BIG MAN!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!